Well this review comes late cause I ran into some trouble, but there’s the play by play in my other posts. My mother and step father went all refer madness and tossed my last two Skywalker og cartridges and the rest of the wax fractions I saved for later. And I got evicted and a restraining order and thrown in a mental hospital by the blow shift cops snifing the whole while as if to say I don’t do their illegal drugs I don’t get to live here. All without an actual psych eval just an unsigned email from my mother full of obvious lies. And some paper work done with a type writer and photocopied from Florida. I only got to read the first sentence claiming I don’t wear shoes and that makes me crazy and so hearing that they realized it’s total bullsit and took the paper. So that’s the only reason they gave me for being I handcuffs, that I didn’t have shoes on inside my house and they had to be high from just being inside the house the multiple times they showed up to explain I committed no crime at all, cause my step dad put some weird volatile eyes wide shut meth chemicals in the air supply or toilet. so they deserve to be burned alive for not arresting him for being a crack rock witch and poisoning me so my times it’s not funny… So I eventually need a lawyer and swat or just a case of pills from mfkz the movie on netflix… to take down Lafayette cops and the fire men they used to lift me up and carry me out my house cause I consciously and intelligently resisted the fake arrest for meth control and the paramedics who accepted me and believed the bullshit emergency mental illness report the cop just made up on the spot and the MD Ethan swift and the rest of the heroin cult crew. And the Boulder County judge Lindsay for straight lying about the definition of gravely disabled and following a retarded meth script. If I can cook my self a meal everyday as I usually do for fun and have two college degrees in biochemistry and religious studies with an iq score of 138, I am not gravely disabled she can’t just change the definition of a word in court…
Well we all know Marijuana ( cause ima marry who I wanna) is harmless until the methcartel adds its poison to the cannabis ( cause I can do this) and they wrote the laws so it has to be grown illegally in a meth basement or they shut em down with taxes. Not paying their meth dues. And now there’s no good dispo left in colorado selling some decent weed.( we need) no lines as proof it’s all poisoned ganja.( true mana) and we actually have to kill them to get non poisned trees(yes please). Especially in boulder and Louisville Co, everthing is laced with Crack grown with methsalts and they even have this really disgusting tinker bell poition. No customers yet they still report sales to do illegal drug laundry. Stay away from the green dragon, there’s at least 10 meth guns in the basment under everyone and it just sells headaches…
Any way I started with the ogk and I think Kush is American gangster trash but the og cross made it better. Which was great for my situation of being a house cat at my parents again with nothing to do except experience the situation with a new perspective. It’s well “for nothing” as opposed to the others. Just a perfect for nothing but being high, great for meditating and well its what I would have shared with my mother if she still did it with me cause it don’t do much. we used to walk into dispensaries together etc… and well I also get a new cyanide vision of asain chick’s and then the “bug” that is the plant affecting us as visual metaphors and get talk to it through the cyanidebugs if I want. And well here’s what’s weird. All the wax from ___ is “naked.” Which was confusing at first cause every other wax and oil I tried from raw garden or anywhere else had clothing and the last cartridge I tried was labeled “sunset chaser” which straight up just bent over in a skirt and flashed me and then there were other girls showing off and I didn’t like it. Cause it’s from some piggly Indian faggot I was shown as well.. I’m what we call a “real rainbow” the rest are just sunset chasers… but the ogk was an asain girl in 40s as quality metaphor, it’s done full grown woman and “naked” but not showing off or comfortable. Covering her chest with arm and sort of bending over to hide her crotch as it was hidden. So naked and a bit awkward about it not wanting to show off, and not the sunset chaser serum which is probably just added to the tap water in California and Boulder Co cause I’ve felt it before… it’s an old age poition to make us want to show off butt or something.
Next was the Gelato which is probably my favorite but not really that’s the alien. But better for my time lying around in my parents house again. This is the true old Mongol strain the original G-O THE OG and yall added something to it that helps it do what it wants to do that you didn’t add to the alien cause it likes the stress. But the cyanide vision is straight pure true Mongol round face voluptuous beautiful whore. Mongol style so it’s for one guy, not a whore. That didn’t mind showing off but didn’t force it either, it’s just weird seeing nakedness non sexually as opposed to the sunset chaser. Perfect round butt, almost too round and nice good size tits, just the perfect finished woman. And totally had a fur shall on her shoulders and walked off into this luxurious tent as any true old Mongol lady ought to. Still for fighting if there’s no alien, but more perfect for laying there on the best Marijuana in the states…and then the vision of the bug was more human shaped mandrake root than the others cause of what was added I think. That’s why the visual of human lady is better cause the bug visual doesn’t make enough sense.
Next I think I tried the unlabeled “Kung fu” juice stick which was awesome. Loved it straight up forced me to do more Kung fu dancing again than just my normal routine of wax on wax off till tired. Felt like lynx and then crane I just don’t have the flexibility for real crane. And then I remembered the old story. Of the lynx being friends with this crane bird until the tiger killed her sick of watching me play with my food in her old age. And then the first time in the Kung fu panda story that the tiger was grown and sent to kill me. Lynx fu is too playful not strong enough so I lost. And so tricked him with squirrel and trapped him in a cage. Just not that great for my parents house too much clutter I had to move stuff to make room. Might be the one from the old India caves in the other post that went back to China forests for the Kung fu monkey’s I don’t remember perfectly but that fits writing this. And she was also 40s or 50s and naked but higher up unable to see lying face down on a bed so I could see just her head and she laughed she was all high and mighty.
And then the alien. My favorite “sort of” cause it’s what the Chinese jungle did to it long ago. It’s for ninja. For “fighting” or just being awesomely high and the best wax possible. But like definitely an alien, and well the second male I’ve seen I think. And it’s cell from dragon ball z. The more bug version with the spike tail. Don’t betray the cell. Cell won’t fight you. It’s a ninja clan joke, read other posts. Which means cell in the show is the good guy just killing gangster trash in the name of justice. I mean he is in a fight with capsule Corp the guys that sell bad drugs or compass health… so we like vegeta kind of cause he’s mad at them and tries to make good food like suing the Lindsay olive for having metabisulfate bullshit and he’s the colostrum heroin pill at natural grocers which is a much better and legal source. You do get caught kind of but no voice in the head from the Christian father, he’s a good jew. And goku isn’t his name he just stole that to be the king of fists, his name is kakarot. As is in Spanish for shit and rot. He’s just a really happy go lucky gangster that causes everything to be shittier cause his name is shitrot. That’s what he does rots everything to shit. He’s also the industrial meth salt carrot, no carrot is organic folks… and trunks is either some retarded Australian gangster brat or Jake Kincaid who put Crack in all my friends to steal them as his mission and me (but I’m immune) in college, they have the same hair just blonde not purple. That’s why there’s this back in time story. And the bug vision had more “tentacle roots” and straight told me it didn’t want what’s in the Gelato to make it better cause it likes the stress, true ninja warrior hash. Also naked but I just saw cell face and tail and did my ancient meditation and ninjustu. So much fun. Wish I had someone to spar with.
And finally we have the coup de grace. The Skywalker OG. It’s from Egypt if ya can belive it. Grown under ground. Perfectly useful for not needing to eat, just vape and fast until there’s an abundance of food then it gives the munchies when it’s time. And I loved the spicy flavor meaning you did it right and dried it out at the end or something. As ought to happen in an Egyptian cave under the desert. And it’s funny. She’s short and wearing old Egyptian clothing staring of into the desert. To not show a naked small lady cause still done right as if it was. It’s like the eygpt version of “mode” the clothing maker from the incredibles, just saved at 33 and eaten by the scarabs to turn into an imortal fungus consciousness.
And then I kept vaping and kept vaping and kept vaping and I realized what it being naked means. First it’s grown “perfectly” and I can’t inhale too much. With the flipgick bug and everything. It’s like the debilating effects of inhaling too much are gone and I can just keep inhaling hit after hit, I got up to 10 and just stopped to not waste it as the only reason cause I still didn’t feel like it was too much and well it got wasted anyway cause my refer madness step dad on illegal drugs playing games with me for the control. And then I realized that’s what it being “naked” means. It’s perfect and done right.
O and I also got a cartooney vision of the grower at my first inhale. He’s a Grey black knight on a horse, but I didn’t see legs so like a centaur, but still had the horses head. With a big flat face until the little chin poping out at a 90 degree angle to curve down again. With a red royalty cape riding off into the distance cause you don’t know where he is 😉. Thanks for being the best grower in the states. And knowing what to do. Cause I still haven’t been able to manage it, just the true blue shrooms in my closet. . .
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